When confronted by criticisms to their latest ad, which appears to be nothing more than a wee bit of genocidal propaganda, Cheerios VP of marketing Camille Gibson said:
"Consumers have responded positively to our new Cheerios ad. At Cheerios, we know there are many kinds of families and we celebrate them all."
This is newspeak for: "We know a lot of people were offended by our blatant attempts to promote miscegenation and genocide. However, we are committed to acting as if our position is totally normal until you shut up and buy our shit and like it."
And what is it with this "We know there are many kinds of families and we celebrate them all" bullshit? No you aren't. You are only celebrating one kind of family. White woman, black man.Why is this? Because you are trying so hard to be hip and edgy that you just had to go Big Genocide. Eye-popping, attention-grabbing, slightly cuckold-porn-esque Big Genocide. You knew it would get people talking. And it has. But one day, when we are in power and write the history books, you will be rightly depicted as the opportunist, traitorous trash you are. Or worse.
This may have served your short term marketing strategy. But we will remember.
Boycott: Cheerios. General Mill.
Hat tip: An anonymous contributor.